Saturday, November 12, 2016

Only We Knew

        While naybobs of negativity didn't see it coming, we can now safely say that the Trumpster is going to the White House (unless he decides to hang out at Trump Plaza). This will bring tons of revenue to the media as people wait breathlessly for his next bizarre move.
        Let's make the media great again!
        Having said that, it's time to turn over the retired media reigns to the astonishing, unique, courageous Edna Buchanan, Pulitizer Prize winning crime reporter. Edna is leading the Trump media train.  "We know where he stands!" she trumpeted on Facebook. "I consider that a breath of fresh air."
        Edna no doubt will be using social media to explain to doubters how great the Donald is! She's 78, but she has a lot of steam left in her.
        Remember: Hate trumps Love!

Monday, May 30, 2016

Boycott the National Review!

Or get Donald to sue them.  They have very little readership, of course. (Does their print edition even exist anymore?) But they have posted a most dangerous piece by Charles Murray: "Why Hillary is Even Worse Doesn't Cut It."  Murray -- a right wing wacko famous for the racist book "The Bell Curve" -- says he despises everything about Hillary Clinton but she is awful within the accepted parameters of presidential awful-wonderful. He says the Grand Trump is outside all normal parameters and cannot be supported under any circumstances. That story is available here --
 http://bit.ly/1Ty7IQD -- but please don't share it. Better to take to twitter to savage the heck out of Murray and his ilk.

Friday, May 27, 2016

Bernie Supporters Must Forget Florida 2000

           To get Trump elected, we need another wondrous event, such as the 2000 presidential vote in Florida. 

You remember: Out of six million votes, George W. Bush beat Al Gore by 500-some votes -- in an election that saw 97,488 left-thinking Floridians voting for Ralph Nader of the Green Party.
If only one of every 100 of those Florida Nader supporters had voted for Gore, Big Al would have been president. 
Now, some nattering nabobs of negativity have pointed out that, without George W. in office, there would never have been an invasion of Iraq -- a war that was completely a Bush concoction, everyone agrees.
       Think of it: more than 200,000 persons died during that war -- and are still dying -- thanks to some well-meaning Florida lefties. Two hundred thousand people slaughtered -- including many many civilians -- because of a bunch of people who quite possibly thought of themselves as peaceniks. 

So ... 
For us retired journalists who believe a Trump victory will a create a big financial boost to news operations, the tricky part is getting all those starry-eyed Bernie supporters to vote Green or some other third party. (Write-ins are so tough in Florida that in 2000, there were only 40 registered out of the six million votes cast.)

After the 2000 debacle, many lefties have thought twice about voting for a third party -- and such thinking could clearly endanger our Trump campaign.
Thankfully, the  Green Party itself has come up with a wonderful position paper declaring that its Florida voters in 2000 were not responsible for the Bush victory. 
The paper blames a ton of other people -- including the Florida secretary of state, "hanging chads"  and elderly Democrats who couldn't understand "butterfly ballots" --
while leaving Green Party devotees  blameless: The 2000 Green voters were able to make their personal statements of sneering at both major parties -- without in any way being responsible for the consequences of their votes (the kind of lefty whoopee attitude that once provided fodder for the likes of William F. Buckley).
        That position paper can be found at http://www.cagreens.org/alameda/city/0803myth/myth.html
Please spread this link around among Bernie supporters so that they can get comfortable with their pro-Trump actions.
        Let's make the media great again!  

   

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Yeah for the Green Party

   One best bet for the great Donald is to make sure that liberal-lefties abandon Hillary Clinton. This means targeting those devout Bernie followers. The Dems are going to make a play for them at some point, but we have to stop that from happening. 
   One avenue is to support their making Bernie a write-in candidate for the general election, but write-ins are difficult in many states. 
   Perhaps a better alternative is the Green Party's Jill Stein. She's a woman! So the Bernie people don't have to be confused by Dems' urging the election of the first female president because they'll be trying to elect a woman, and jill2016.com will explain to them that this is entirely possible.